Halloween costume: Naked Sorority Girl. You'll be seeing again come 2005, just watch out.

Just stuck this here to juxtapose the nudity above. This dress weighs about 15 pounds, has seven layers of skirt, and each layer is 15 yards of fabric - more than a first down. Yeah, big dress.

Mel and her balloon penis. Nicley done, Hooters.

Pudge and Mel in their coordinating rugby outfits. Down to the BALL, no less!

This is why we keep me away from fishnet, leather, and any party themed "pims & hoes." Somehow, this always happens.

Adam and Eve costume, worn just days before the naked suit. I wore this costume in front of the entire Greek community and we won the costume contest. Look closely at Adam's face, and you can tell he just found the worm in his apple. No, really, there was a worm.

Um, basically, I just bumped that lady with my shoulder. The rugger in me wanted to lay her ass out, but I figured it wouldn't be too good for her osteoperosis. Plus, the grass was wet, and we all know how I feel about wet. Yucky.